{"id":2695,"date":"2020-07-08T05:35:52","date_gmt":"2020-07-08T05:35:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/essn.us\/?p=2695"},"modified":"2020-07-08T05:35:52","modified_gmt":"2020-07-08T05:35:52","slug":"observation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/essn.us\/?p=2695","title":{"rendered":"Observation"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My youngest grandson, Wygee, is nearly six. He&#8217;s been watching a whole lot of Yellow Bird on YouTube lately. I&#8217;m Gammy but you can call me Dunum. Yeah, leave it all up to a bad grand&#8217;ma to let YouTube babysit; you know you have to keep the peace. Yellow Bird changed their name to <em>Orange Bird<\/em>, including <em>Clumsy Bird<\/em>. There&#8217;s an old song by the Mills Brothers called <em>Yellow Bird.<\/em> <\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The Problem<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Wygee must&#8217;ve been awfully bored around here entertaining his self. There&#8217;s a stack of his art that&#8217;s almost 1&#8243; thick. Mainly sketches of <em>Fire Safety with Roy<\/em> and <em>Orange Bird<\/em>; a quarter inch has earned refrigerator art status. Recently the child&#8217;s voice changed to a high-pitched alien jargon. Spending far too much time with the orange, yellow, clumsy bird ball that never says a word, the character simply makes whinny noise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Solutions<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p>Music therapy! Natural sounds of the great outside world with real birds communicating could also help. Later!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My youngest grandson, Wygee, is nearly six. He&#8217;s been watching a whole lot of Yellow Bird on YouTube lately. I&#8217;m Gammy but you can call me Dunum. Yeah, leave it all up to a bad grand&#8217;ma to let YouTube babysit; you know you have to keep the peace. Yellow Bird changed their name to Orange&nbsp;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-education","category-health"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/essn.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/essn.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/essn.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/essn.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/essn.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2695"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/essn.us\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2695\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/essn.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/essn.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/essn.us\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}